Harry Potter Auditions

All of you who, like me, fantasize in your dreamland that could try out for a part in a Harry Potter movie - give up.

This is not pessimism. It is fact. They do not hold open auditions. You cannot audition. It is not allowed.
I actually found this out quite a while ago, but I am now putting it out on my blog.

When I found out about this, it really crushed me. I don't like fantasizing about things that really are impossible. I liked fantasizing that I would play Luna Lovegood. I thought I could make it through a couple rounds of auditions, because I think I'm a pretty good actor, but I can't even try out. That stinks, big time. So don't bother searching on the web for how to try out, cause it ain't happening.
Perhaps I should have expected this. Perhaps I should have known, all along, that there was no choice.

Life. Don't talk to me about life.